Had my girlfriend slept over again last night, I told her before going to bed: “If you wake up earlier than me tomorrow morning, stay in the bed and don’t make any noise, I have to sleep until noon”. And she said:”But I have to go to the loo at a regular time everyday”. I said:”I don’t care and DON’T wake me up”.

However, I woke up at 9 today and had a strong feeling of bowel movement. So I got up and she murmured without opening her eyes:”Why are you getting up so early?”. I said:”I’ve got to go to the loo”.

She said, frowning but still without opening her eyes: “你真讨厌”, turned around and went on sleeping.

Life is soooooooooooo sweet!