刚刚听闻某人英语又只有30多分,再次考博失败
我再也不会见到他啦~
I’m so happy!
Category: 有病呻吟
Mar 29
Back from Paradise
隐约有种轮回的感觉
一切都似曾相识，却又更深切
也许，看得更真，不一定意味着，做出的抉择更对
-What’s your expectation?
-What expectation?
-That’s the answer I want.
Therefore, I’ll do nothing about it.
Just let it be.
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Mar 14
Saturday Morning
Had my girlfriend slept over again last night, I told her before going to bed: “If you wake up earlier than me tomorrow morning, stay in the bed and don’t make any noise, I have to sleep until noon”. And she said:”But I have to go to the loo at a regular time everyday”. I said:”I don’t care and DON’T wake me up”.
However, I woke up at 9 today and had a strong feeling of bowel movement. So I got up and she murmured without opening her eyes:”Why are you getting up so early?”. I said:”I’ve got to go to the loo”.
She said, frowning but still without opening her eyes: “你真讨厌”, turned around and went on sleeping.
Life is soooooooooooo sweet!
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Feb 16
相亲啊
其实若是我的同龄好友介绍的也就罢了，长辈介绍的实在是麻烦……原因如下：
1 跟朋友相比，其实长辈们多数都完全不了解我们。我23岁那年我姑还说《色戒》的完整版不能给我看因为少儿不宜，我当时心想我高中就看过av了。
2 长辈们都以过来人自居，自认为看人很准。如果她们觉得好你觉得不好，那一定是你年少无知没有目光长远。
3 长辈们都过分热情，只要把两个人介绍了以后恨不得手把手指导每一步应该如何进展，比当事人着急的多。
暂时想到这三条，才两天我就深谙其苦了……郁闷啊
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Feb 15
三件事可以让我忘记忧愁
忧愁包括：对毕业论文的无头绪；对找工作的没底儿；对摆脱单身的遥遥无期……
这三件事是：
1）看电影/美剧/日剧
2）专注的听很喜欢的歌或者看忆莲的演唱会
3）学英语/德语，对日语停留在头疼压过乐趣的阶段，唉……
第三条和前两条摆在一起还蛮变态的，谢天谢地我是理科生，学外语可以作为休息~
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